ATTN: AKIS
We've enough of you now to require tags, so you are each to report now to receive nicknames and freshly typed nametags, courtesy of your assiduous and adorable Minister of Culture. Henceforth, since you largely plant-themed creatures declined to appear en masse before I assigned the floral theme to the Bakurae:

( Make your wood puns now. Go ahead. )

[A new figure has appeared in the lobby, a rather familiar figure with spectacular boots. But this Necrofear looks a little different - this one is lacking a baby, and appears to be.... male. Wat.]

[Necrofear has temporarily put her party preparations on the back burner in order to take advantage of the exciting opportunity Animorphs!Aki has offered her to vivisect a hork-bajir, a creature she hadn't even heard of two days ago but which she now desperately wishes to disembowel ( Read more... )

ATTN: PERSEUS
Your fun and fanciful Minister of Culture wishes to elicit your opinion on her clever collection of preserved organs, as she expects you might appreciate that sort of thing.

ATTN: FAVORITE BAKURA
Darling, your witty and wonderful wife wishes you to go shopping with her for perfume to make her less flammable. <3

ATTN: EVERYONEIt ( Read more... )

[Mimeographed announcements have been tacked up in high-traffic areas, decorated with pink and red glitter and little heart stickers. The overall effect might be improved by fancy calligraphy rather than Necrofear's usual typewriter output, but she is not a creature possessed of pretty handwriting.]

ATTN: EVERYONE
RE: VALENTINE'S DAY GALAValentine ( Read more... )

[Necrofear is in a rather foul mood at present, as her baby is doggedly following her all over the building, warbling, "DA-DII? DA-DII?" She has no idea what sparked its sudden curiosity regarding its father, but she never really expected this topic to come up before her child even learned how to read. Various distractions have failed to hold the ( Read more... )

ATTN: YUUSEISWe've quite a crowd of you now, so are you to be renamed after a stellar theme suggested by the dear and polite Ruka. Report promptly to receive your nametags, which you'll note have been fashioned of black velvet with the letters picked out in white sequins. Isn't your Minister of Culture ever so clever and creative ( Read more... )

[Inspired by the anatomy book Skippy gave her for Christmas, Necrofear has finally roused herself from a long, resentful nap to begin making science in her room. Science smells like Hell's vinegar-soaked abattoir, but she is so far blissfully unaware of the olfactory consequences of doing very wrong things to spare organs ( Read more... )

[Mimeographed pamphlets are everywhere--tacked to doors and walls, stuck to the refrigerators with magnets, hung from the tree, stuffed into stockings, etc.]

KNOW YOUR CANDIDATES:
A NON-PARTISAN VOTERS' GUIDEAs our election swiftly approaches and no proper royalty remains in the race, no doubt many of you are confused by the sheer number of ( Read more... )

ATTN: VOTERSMotherhood is a full-time job, as are running for office by proxy, continuing the vital work of the Ministry of Culture, and maintaining a level of loveliness that causes lesser people to weep openly upon beholding it ( Read more... )